brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

(via lifessimplyruthless)

netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

(via magicul)

actionables:

*singing to my eyeliner* SAY SOMETHING I’M GIVING UP ON YOU

(via hotboyproblems)

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

(Source: hotsenator, via d-a-i-s-i)

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

(via magicul)